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Hachibe Maeda ([personal profile] pygmalion_perv) wrote2011-04-17 06:11 pm

35th Candid Photo

[It's Sunday!  A glorious, sunny, springtime Sunday!  And there's no school tomorrow!  Clearly, this is the perfect time for a date with Shirley!  That's Hachibe's general thought pattern as he heads over to 1664 Nelson Street, anyway.  Of course, when he gets there, he's confronted with a cheerful drone asking him about the homework they got assigned to do over spring break instead.  Shoving his way past her, Hachibe storms up the stairs to her room, rummaging through closets as the drone yells at him for being a pervert and going into a girl's bedroom without permission.  After a while of tearing through stuff, he doesn't find what he was looking for, and excuses himself and leaves.]

[Action; around town]

[After leaving Shirley's house, Hachibe can be found slinking back home looking like a kicked puppy.  Contrary to his usual upbeat demeanor, he's got his eyes cast downward and his hands in his pockets as he trudges along.  Every so often he sighs deeply, lifting a hand to rub at the corners of his eyes before continuing on.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Hahahaha!  Who needs love anyway!  Am I right, guys?  How could I ever have been so stupid?  I knew it all along - it's all about the parts!

[Denizens of 1250 Williams Road will find Hachibe up in his room late Sunday evening cleaning up his room and rearranging things.  In particular, he can be found cutting the eyes out of all the pictures of Charlotte Yeager that used to be hanging up around his room and putting them in shoeboxes in his closet.  After staring for a while at the last such picture, he tucks it into the back of a book and puts it in the back of one of his desk drawers.  After that's all done, he can be found sitting on his bed lazily flipping through some of the porn magazines he regained a few months back, looking at it with an almost bored expression on his face.]

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? No date? Or do you just not like dances?

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've never been to a dance, and no one has asked me. So, why spend 4 weeks wages on a dress that I'll wear once and stand in the corner for the evening when I can just do something else?"

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"The number of non drones in my age range isn't very high so, I never really had much hope anyways."

[She shrugs]

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess if you don't like dancing anyway, there's not much point.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can't say, I've never done it. Well, I did on television for a few contests, but that was just me, and it was kind of embarrassing. Omoikane and Megumi put me up to it."

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Friends of yours from home, I'm guessing?

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Megumi is. Omoikane is my computer, and he's set up in my house.

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, are you an otaku? I know a lot of guys like that who name their computers.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"No. Omoikane is a supercomputer AI, originally designed to handle operations of the battleship Nadesico. I'm the computer operator for him."

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...Something like that actually fits in your house? It sounds like it'd have to be pretty huge to run a whole ship.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"The power systems take up about 1/3 of the garage and the actual mainframe takes up about half of my room. Why?"

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I'm just impressed that you managed to make it fit.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"I could have stored it in the basement too... But... Tom is always down there... Keeping his snake happy.... I don't even want to know, let alone have that happen near my computer."

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...Wow, yeah, that's probably for the best. Especially if that's what he's doing down there all day.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hours and hours. It sounds kind of creepy, so I just avoid the basement."

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think he'd at least take that kind of stuff to his bedroom and close the door or something.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"He does close the door. Just he has announced several times he doesn't want anyone in the basement, and states he is going down there to spend time with his snake, or to keep his snake happy."

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least he gives you guys a warning, I guess. But still, geez, how shameless can you get?

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"I figured it was just a guy thing."

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't really speak for anyone else, but I usually don't bother announcing it to the whole house when I'm gonna do that kind of stuff.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tom is a very strange person. I think he wants to grow up to be a cliched video game mid boss or something. Its hard to tell with all the worlds that collide here."

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's usually best to just avoid guys like that.

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Agreed. But you know how housing here works, and, I don't think the town would be nice enough to just set up a hentai refuge for those who are... You know."

[identity profile] pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, that'd sure be convenient, huh?