35th Candid Photo

[pygmalion_perv]

[It's Sunday!  A glorious, sunny, springtime Sunday!  And there's no school tomorrow!  Clearly, this is the perfect time for a date with Shirley!  That's Hachibe's general thought pattern as he heads over to 1664 Nelson Street, anyway.  Of course, when he gets there, he's confronted with a cheerful drone asking him about the homework they got assigned to do over spring break instead.  Shoving his way past her, Hachibe storms up the stairs to her room, rummaging through closets as the drone yells at him for being a pervert and going into a girl's bedroom without permission.  After a while of tearing through stuff, he doesn't find what he was looking for, and excuses himself and leaves.]

[Action; around town]

[After leaving Shirley's house, Hachibe can be found slinking back home looking like a kicked puppy.  Contrary to his usual upbeat demeanor, he's got his eyes cast downward and his hands in his pockets as he trudges along.  Every so often he sighs deeply, lifting a hand to rub at the corners of his eyes before continuing on.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Hahahaha!  Who needs love anyway!  Am I right, guys?  How could I ever have been so stupid?  I knew it all along - it's all about the parts!

[Denizens of 1250 Williams Road will find Hachibe up in his room late Sunday evening cleaning up his room and rearranging things.  In particular, he can be found cutting the eyes out of all the pictures of Charlotte Yeager that used to be hanging up around his room and putting them in shoeboxes in his closet.  After staring for a while at the last such picture, he tucks it into the back of a book and puts it in the back of one of his desk drawers.  After that's all done, he can be found sitting on his bed lazily flipping through some of the porn magazines he regained a few months back, looking at it with an almost bored expression on his face.]

Comments

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

I guess I haven't really been looking that hard. Maybe I should try getting another club together. There's one or two guys I think would probably show up...

[timetables.livejournal.com]

It's probably a terrible idea on my part but I have to admit I have some morbid fascination with how exactly this even works.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

It's all about personal preference, really. I mean, realistically, what I like in a girl's eyes or breasts or legs isn't necessarily what everyone likes.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

So what about personality, does that count as a part or is that entirely ancillary.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, personality's definitely important too! I mean, even if someone has all my perfect parts, it wouldn't mean much if she was a total jerk.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

So basically you've got really high standards. Alright, that's cool. Less creepy than I initially thought anyway. You've gotta work on your sales pitch though, calling them "parts" gives of all the wrong connotations.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

What would you call them?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Attributes. Equipment. Flavor. Seasoning. Details. Aspects. Facets. Properties. Traits. Qualities.

Okay actually half of those were probably creepier than parts, so maybe we should scratch this idea.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

It's really the best word I've been able to come up with.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Still sort of gives a weird body part collecting vibe though. Like you've got a bunch of thumbs stuffed in a shoe box under your bed or something.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

No way! Like I said, I'd never hurt the owner of one of my cherished parts just to get my hands on it! Taking pictures is a much better way to go!

[timetables.livejournal.com]

...alright I'll admit that's not as bad, but still pretty weird. So now you're a voyeur. Got it.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

Actually, most of the time I've asked. At least, since coming here, anyway.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

So you're a courteous voyeur. I guess that's better?

What are the parts you're particularly interested in anyway.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

All of them! I have preferences for every part.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Well I'll admit, you're very committed to this premise.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

It's been this way for me as long as I can remember, so I've had years to refine my tastes.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

So have you found any of your ideal parts here?

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, lots of them! Just all on different people.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Too bad you can't just fuse 'em all.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

I dunno, that sounds pretty creepy.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

You got me there. Guess you should just keep on doing what you're doing then, and hopefully one day you'll find the girl you're looking for.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figure it's probably just best to go with what I know.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Good luck. Sounds like you'll need it.

[pygmalion-perv.livejournal.com]

Thanks!